In a tradition of the redneck historian and linguist, Jeff Foxworthy,

“You might be a Flavafool, if…”

If you remember places you have traveled by the food you had there; you might be a flavafool;

If you are guilty of talking about past or future meals while actually having a meal, you are either a flavafool or French. (So I was told by card carrying Frenchman and flavafool, Mattheu Fleury;

If you have ever licked your plate

If you have ever licked your plate in a restaurant (double points if there are tablecloths involved, triple if they are white) add 4 if you ever  licked someone else’s plate anywhere!

If you have driven more than 30 miles for that special tasty heaven at the end of the trip

If you have more than 2 kinds of Olive Oil in your pantry

If you can clean your steak bone better than your dog Fido can.

More to come and please send in your own claims to Flavafooldom!